What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So. Much. Porn.
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