And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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