So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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