My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize