how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
