he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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