piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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