walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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