the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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