just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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