i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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