It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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