So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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