I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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