Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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