So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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