OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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