I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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