Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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