One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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