Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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