That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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