1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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