idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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