Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My ATM looks so different sober.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
These tits shall not be calmed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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