The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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