im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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