hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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