so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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