i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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