these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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