Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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