We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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