So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
