all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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