When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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