Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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