She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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