Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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