tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis