It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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