I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits