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(440): View more from Ohio

tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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(208): View more from Idaho

She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

(765): View more from Indiana

Does it come with a cage?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes. and food and toys.

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i'll trade you an 8th for it

(201): View more from New Jersey

deal.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"

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(829): View more from Dominican Rep

I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis

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