Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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