Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My nipple is on Facebook.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home