hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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