are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
