Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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