please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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