if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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