If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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