How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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