I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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