i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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