Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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