I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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