I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
