i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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