what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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