i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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